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The Ming Dynasty
Bad Things II Dirty white undies in an oven on low are not a good choice when company’s come.
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Pretty Little Eels, or…
Bad Things III Draining your weasel on the carpet at mom’s is not the best gift a grown child can give
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Behold the Populace, or…
Density’s Destiny Plink. Plink. Plink. (skritch) ‘Tis the season of mass-conflagration. A downpour of mis-education, And you thought it was raining, silly. The lemon, they say, is not sour If you touch...
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Shoesday. Get it? Because it rhymes.
I am big poet. And Punmeister General. I am tired. Here is a spider wearing shoes. I call it “Spider Shoes.” Because THAT is just how f*cking clever I am. . . . A spider wearing shoes. Lots of...
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OMG Ironic Mustache Wednesday just got all up in your business yo!
Got a really amazing, amazing Ironic Mustache Wednesday surprise for ya!!! I had something else all lined up, and POW inspiration smashed me right in my face!!! Much like this funny little fellow...
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Flagship of the Glorious Hoe, or…
Submit Your Petulance Flesh blindness and illumination is a far cry from dance One exhilarating struggle and all man strains the realm of fleeting darts. Soft continues the executive’s awareness You,...
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Welcome To The Weekend. May We Take Your Order?
Sheep: I wonder what’s down there… Wind: It is death, sheep. DEATH… Sheep: Oh. Sure smells kind of weird. Wind: Yeah. . . . .
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When Bird Should Not Be The Word
Let’s be careful out there this weekend, people! Know. Your. LIMITS. A cautionary tale… Whoa, Armando, mellow out dude!
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Finger Sandwiches, or…
The Mind Tool Beachcomber fluoresces With the light of a thousand Unitard-toting unicorns. Fluorescing yes / sparkling no. Why? Because the unitard is Not the weapon of choice. Canned pseudo-meat is...
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